This is fun.....

I was surfing on Google and found this gadget. This is really funky..! Try it out..! Since I did not have much of the things to write (or rather copy) I thought this will be nice if can be put it on the blog..

Try out your skills...!! I am sure of one artist who gonna try on this..! Go on...

Long live Rajanikanth....

Recently the father of physics (Newton) made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.


2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. Newtondada is smiling since it is virtually impossible ;). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide........!!!!
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God's work at North Pole..

Recently one of my friend came from UK and send me this pic. A scene that we may probably never get to see, so take a moment and enjoy natural beauty at the North Pole. This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. And, you also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo (he claimed that he took in his camera) and not one easily duplicated. May be you want to save this and pass on to others....

Guys, do comment... ;)

Heart Attack..

Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're driving home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, and frustrated...
You are really stressed and upset ...

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far..

What to do ???
You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that conducted the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself !!!

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begin to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing conscious.


What to do ??...???....


ANSWER:
1.Do not Panic, but start coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
2.A deep breath should be taken before each cough, the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
3.A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Be kind to put any additional tip you know or tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save theri lives !!!

Dont ever think that you are not prone to heart attack as your age is less than 25 or 30. Nowadays, due to the change in the life style, Heartattack is found among people of all age groups. Based on Article published on N.º 240 journal of General Hospital - Rochester.

Fortune Cookies...

"Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself." - Peter Da Silva


"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." - Robert Orbean

"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking." - Lindon Baines Johnson


"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith." -Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin,"Police Squad"

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook


"A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer." - A. Whitney Brown

"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't." - Unknown


"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

"I'm so hyper..." (said with a very dull voice) - Steven Wright


"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." - Charles Schulz

"When in doubt, use brute force" - Ken Thompson


"The three dots '...' here suppress a lot of detail -- maybe I should have used four dots"- Donald Knuth

"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people." - Oscar Wilde


"No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway... :-)" -Larry Wall

"If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick." - Mark Twain, "Advice to youth" Speech, 1882


"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. - P.J. O'Rourke


"Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache."-Mae West

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw


He who hesitates is lost. Or as they say in Alaska, "He who hesitates is frost."

"I am not going to worry about dying because it won't happen in my lifetime."


"We are not arguing. We are involuntary partners in a mutual search for truth." JMA 1992

"Every time you open your mouth there are 2*n + 3 messages: What you said. What you meant to say. What you thought you said. What the other n person(s) heard. What the other n person(s) thought you meant. Where n is the number of listeners.


"You have heard it said that the early bird gets the worm. You have also heard it said that the squeakly wheel gets the grease. So the next time you want a bucket of greasy worms, get up early and squeak a lot!" JMA 1993

"Only the paranoid survive." - A. S. Grove


"How's the world treating you?" I ask. JMT responds, " Actually it's not- I am paying my own way, and I'm getting tired of it."

When a reporter asks a tough question, the correct response is "I'm not an expert in that area, but what I can tell you is..."- PR class Feb 1999


"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.


Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.


Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.


The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.


To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.


The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.



** Influences
- Your daily activities
- Alpesh's mailbox

Creative Ideas & Experiments ....in Advertisements..

A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga school. It showcases the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drink straws. A surge of enquiries and enrollment went after up this promotional stunt.
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Another creative idea by The Fitness Company. Heavy Weights were placed at various subways in New York City which creates an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights.
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Life size images were stuck on glass doors at shops, airports in South Africa for the advertisement of glass and window cleaner I.C.U. The expression on the face is priceless.
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Stickers were placed in selected car park locations and car workshops where the product is sold in Malaysia. It delivers the message that M-Tech Plasma HID Lights are 300% brighter than regular headlights. The burn effect sticker from the headlights really leaves an impression.
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A sticker has been placed on the high voltage box depicting that Duracell’s batteries were used. Cool advertisement found in Malaysia.
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Life-size stickers of people were stuck on automatic sliding doors at a mall in Mumbai, India. When someone approaches the doors move apart and it feels like the people on the door are moving away. The person enters to find the message ‘People Move Away When You Have Body Odour’.
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A print of a cup of Folgers coffee was placed on top of manhole covers in New York City, USA. Holes on the print allows the steam to come out. Wordings around the cup reads ‘Hey, City That Never Sleeps. Wake up.” from Folgers.
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An advertisement by Jung von Matt/Alster for watchmaker IWC. Bus straps have been fashioned from images of IWC’s Big Pilot’s Watch to allow bus travelers near the airport to try before they buy at Berlin, Germany.
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Virar local....

Virar is named after an Indian philosopher Jeevan Virar. An outpost of Mumbai, in the year1925 Virar is connected with mainland with electric train. Virar is a city and a municipal council in Thane district in the Indian state of Maharashtra. It is the last station of the western suburb local root or so called lifeline of Mumbai. Yes, I am talking about our own Western Railway.

There are about thirty lakhs citizens residing between Dahisar and Virar who travels in trains. Their transportation issue still remain unresolved after making 4-track route and increasing train's frequencies.

Union railway minister Mr Laloo Prasad Yadav has assured Pravaas Adhikar Andolan Samiti (PAAS), the commuter organisation fighting for the rights for human travel conditions in the local trains, that Virar sector problems will be taken up on a priority basis.

But I feel this issue can be solved for which, of course, I have my own views:

* Let government opens up a large SEZ (special Economic Zone)
* Let couple of IT companies like IBM or Oracle are offered a massive land for call centers at very rock bottom price
* Open up some infotech park as well
* Let it become an industrial area rather than just residential complex

With this, I am sure it will reduce the burden of citizens and Virar trains....

Your suggestions are welcome :)

The Honest Assessment?

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

-John







Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Love messages..! (Ready Reconer)

It is the red rose and falling hearts day, when newspapers, magazines and love websites are all filled with valentines love messages. These romantic valentine's love messages are the sweetest way of expressing the deepest feelings of your heart to your someone special. Well, the means of sending them varies from person to person. Some use their cell phone to message cute valentine text message, while others choose to write them in beautiful handwriting in the greeting cards.



You may just copy and send these lovely Valentine messages to all your dear ones. You can also send us some interesting and sweet romantic Valentine messages and help us enrich our collection!

* Hi sweetie pie, I love you so much that I can't even express it properly. I love you
* You are my special friend I love u from the core of my heart, I'll always keep you near.
* I love u from the bottom of my heart. Be mine forever.
* I am so happy we met! Will you be my Valentine? Love
* My darling, you bring joy to my life. Love,
* You mean the world to me! Please be my Valentine (always)! Love always
* You are my angel sent from Heaven above. Happy valentines day
* You have opened the doors of my heart. Now it's for you to walk through it.
* You remain my world, happiness and joy. Always be my valentine.
* Thanks for your patience, your loving words, your kindness, your friendship. Love you loads and will always do. Be my valentine.
* You have always been the pillar of my life. Love you.
* You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.
* Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go. Love you always.
* You are the love of my life and I'll be yours forever.
* If I were to buy you a bunch of roses, I would place a plastic one in the middle, then say "My love will be the last one to die".
* You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.



Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
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"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
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To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
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May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!
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My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
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Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone


Enjoy..!

I always wonder..!

How I wonder...always...what would be my life after my death..?

Life..

How many of you thought about this question in your life time?

I am sure most of you must have been to a beach.. Did u watch waves falter near the shore.. And gaze into the sky and count the stars. Or did u ever look at a barren piece of land and wonder why nature is cruel to some and sweet to some ?

Whenever I see an old couple sitting on a bench, watching the youthful energy pass through, I wonder "Did life pause for them? "

It would be a moment of inflexion when all my inner feelings synergize and prompt me just think back at my past. At all those lovely days I had in my life.. And all the pain and suffering I underwent to come of age.

When that moment passes, life again turns back to its wild self. And I keep wondering, Does life's course ever pause.... ????