Nice Quote....

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

Now the New Versions.... .Find out which ones for you...

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist: <-----

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat *

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone
don't set her free.

HR specialist

If you love someone

Set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

THE 'REALITY' VERSION

If you love her
Set her free
If she loves you
She will set you free

AND FINALLY....
(Ultimate one)

If you love her
Set her free
If she comes back .... you are lucky
If she doesn't .... SHE IS WITH ME... :-)

Innovative Invitation....

Here I come across the great wedding invitation from an Indian family. This is really nice and innovative invitation..!!

Check this!

In the memories...

I can not let this day go by without writing something about the events of September 11th. Most of us will never forget and we were shocked when we heard that the Twin Towers fell and the subsequent attacks on the Pentagon and Flight 93. Watching the constant footage and news reports for many days and weeks following, I remember the utter disbelief that the terrorists could have planned and implemented these horrific attacks.



A few months ago I was in New York, and visited Ground Zero. It is eerie. I could not help but think that each person had a life, dreams and goals. Families, friends and loved ones lives were forever changed by the events of that day.






Today we remember the victims and the heroes of September 11th 2001.

Male and female...

Here two pics I came across the net. Can you guess who are they? Yes, they are 2 different identities.

Number 1 is easy to identify...



V/s

India...then and now.....

“Let’s work on this project on Friday?”
“..Friday is a holiday..!”
“Why, Oh..! How could I forget.. Independence Day..!”

That’s the conversation I had with a friend of mine only two days ago. I can’t blame him for his ignorance. Before damning me eternally I hope patriots will care to read further.

I live in a country where it took 42 amendments to introduce the word ‘Secular’ in the constitution despite its history of divide and rule. A country, where you must include your religion, caste and race in forms to gain an admission in a college or to get a job. A country where most people would take precisely a second to recall and recite Jeniffer Lopez’s latest excuse for a song but fail to go beyond “India is my country….”when asked for a national pledge. A country where an youngster as me drop off a hat, vociferously criticize India as I have done so far but require sometime before they can think of something praiseworthy about it.

Can we be blamed? I think not…

Patriotism is a concept as alien to my generation as traveling to school by bullock cart. By patriotism, I don’t mean wearing chic khadi kurtas, unfurling our flag, singing national anthem by rote at the school assembly and rejoicing only because it’s a public holiday. It isn’t about screaming Vande Mataram and then spitting on the road. Patriotism also isn’t about hating ‘Pakistanis’ and bad mouthing corrupt ‘Politicians’.

It isn’t about constantly lamenting the ‘State of the nation today’. It’s about getting up and doing something about it or inspiring others to do the same if it isn’t possible to do it alone. I am not one of these people. Nor are my obsessed friends. I fail to understand the tear that rolls down my parent’s cheek when they hear Lata Mangeshkar sing, “Aye mere vatan le logon…!”

I don’t know the story of Ramayan or Mahabharat. I prefer kurtas over jeans then over pyjamas. I dress Indian very occasionally and sometime only because of a traditional day celebrated at our organization. Not because I’m proud to be Indian.

I am not proud to be Indian. Not wholly. Because the India I know isn’t the one my parents did. Their India had Gandhiji and Nehru, only people to be read about in history text books to me. Their India gave them heroes who inspired change while….

My India has given me self appointed moral guardians who censor lyrics at rock concerts to preserve their culture and then celebrate the birth of the sixth billionth baby….!!

Their India had manually operated radios announcing dismal unintelligible recordings of lathi charges and merciless killings of Indians at the hands of the ‘white man’, struggles that invoked pride and goose bumps.

My India has digital colour televisions broadcasting crystal clear pictures of lathi charges and merciless killings of Indians at the hands of other Indians, struggles that invoke sheer disgust or just plain indifference.

Their independence had value – a meaning that inspired them to do anything, everything within their reach to achieve their dream of a FREE INDIA. It meant more to them than their life itself.

My generation’s obligation towards our nation ends when we take the first flight out to an ‘American University’ at the age of 20. Their obligations and feelings of responsibility continue even when the government relinquishes its own.

One cannot deny that increasing criminalization of politics and the resultant hollowness of words such as ‘national pride’ and ‘mother India’ have succeeded in awakening the youth to an India they can’t always bring themselves to call ‘Saare Jahaan se accha..’


We continue to live in an India where the most expectant and optimistic faces on August 15 belong to the urchins selling paper flags and an India where Independence Day celebrations consist of e-mailing, e-greetings to e-ach other.

My grand mother’s Independence was about making salt from crumbling walls in the middle of the road at the age of seven hoping to get arrested for defying British Raj….. and my independence is about to sit, relax, sleep, watch movies, read blogs or to write hollow articles like this, for the entire day as it is a Public Holiday..!!!


--Words
Unknown.

Can you believe this....

The Statue of Liberty was a gift to the United States from the people of France, conceived and designed as a monument to a great international friendship. But its significance has broadened and for many people throughout the world it has become the recognized symbol of liberty.

Historical Notes:

Construction of the Statue began in France in the year 1875, by sculptor Auguste Bartholdi. The final completion date of the individual sections was in June of 1884, and it stood in Paris until it was dismantled in early 1885 for shipping to the US. Engineering of the structure's assembly was done by Gustave Eiffel.

The French frigate "Isere" transported the Statue from France to the United States. In transit the Statue was reduced to 350 individual pieces and packed in 214 crates.

(The pedestal was designed by architect Richard M.Hunt in 1877. Construction of the pedestal began in 1883 and was completed in 1884, and final assembly of the statue & pedestal was completed in 1886)

On October 28, 1886 President Grover Cleveland accepted The Statue on behalf of the United States and said in part: "we will not forget that liberty here made her home; nor shall her chosen altar be neglected".

Physical Details:

Winds of 50 miles per hour cause the Statue to sway 3 inches (7.62 cm) and the torch to sway 5 inches (12.7 cm).

There are 25 windows in the crown which comprise the jewels beneath the seven rays of the diadem. The tablet which the Statue holds in her left hand reads, in Roman numerals, "July 4, 1776" the day of America's independence from Britain.

Beijing Olympics 2008...begins....

The Beijing Olympics got under way in spectacular fashion today with a lavish opening ceremony at the Bird's Nest stadium.

The event mixed China's millennia of history and hi-tech present as a modern global powerhouse.

The four-hour event, meticulously choreographed by Zhang Yimou, China's most celebrated film director, ended with the final torch bearer, the former Olympic gymnastics champion Li Ning, being hoisted aloft by invisible wires.

In the style of one of Zhang's martial arts films, he then "ran" along the rim of the stadium's roof before igniting the vast Olympic cauldron as thousands of fireworks lit up the skyline.

U 'n' I, in this beautiful world....

Sorry...I cannot follow you everywhere.....!!
Avoid using mobile while driving...

A little more than 2 months...

Life goes very fast. I still cannot believe that I was away from blogs for more than 2 months...yes..very hard to believe that I did not visit any of mine favorite blogger's post for these days. Anyways, now I am back in action and gonna give tough fight to Keshi, Gunj, Mez and all blogbusters...

A little info where I was these day can be found on pics shown below. A beautiful experience and a detailed info will surely be up on this blog in coming days.

Even I made mistake guessing..

Sorry Guys, I was away from blogs for few days. Work has kept me very busy these days and there are a lot of things going on in my life at this time, which required higher priority so I get very less time for blogs. Extremely sorry to those who came and put their comments and I could not reply them. To those where I used to visit them regularly but not visited since long. In this list a special "Sorry" to "Mez, Solitaire, CarolinaGirl, Keshi, Ceedy, Lena and Gunj. Well a lovely story here for you all guys. This story actually made me rethink to take my future decisions.

A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one in use while the other was not used. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest of them were playing on operational track.

The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused or unused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way?

Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make.................
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Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, because to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would make, morally and emotionally.... But, have you ever thought that the child choosing to play on the disused track had in fact made the right decision to play at a safe place?

Nevertheless, he had to be sacrificed because of his ignorant friends who chose to play where the danger was. This kind of dilemma happens around us everyday. In the office, community, in politics and especially in a democratic society, the minority is often sacrificed for the interest of the majority, no matter how foolish or ignorant the majority are, and how farsighted and knowledgeable the minority are. The child who chose not to play with the rest on the operational track was sidelined. And in the case he was sacrificed, no one would shed a tear for him.

The great critic Leo Velski Julian who told the story said he would not try to change the course of the train because he believed that the kids playing on the operational track should have known very well that track was still in use, and that they should have run away if they heard the train's sirens. If the train was diverted, that lone child would definitely die because he never thought the train could come over to that track! Moreover, that track was not in use probably because it was not safe. If the train was diverted to the track, we could put the lives of all passengers on board at stake! And in your attempt to save a few kids by sacrificing one child, you might end up sacrificing hundreds of people to save these few kids.

While we are all aware that life is full of tough decisions that need to be made, we may not realize that hasty decisions may not always be the right one.

'Remember that what's right isn't always popular... and what's popular isn't always right.'

Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.

Living at Zero degrees...

  Sorry I could not write on my blog for almost a month since I was busy in my own things. Things were not in my favour but then sometimes you dont have any choice but to face it. The most interesting thing happen in my life was I lived my life at zero degrees recently....!! Yes, thats true.... it was almost freezing...!!! (I know many of you guys must have lived below zero also, but for me it was sensational for the first time..!)

Attaching pic for your reference and guess where is this place...!!??!

Cheers.

Words can be misleading...

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”.

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

“Good morning madam. You don’t know me but I’ve come to…”

“Oh, no need to explain. I’ve been expecting you,” Mrs. Smith cut in.

“Really?” the photographer asked. “Well, good! I’ve made a specialty of babies.”

“That’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?” asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

“Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too.”

“Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work for Harry and me.”

“Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.”

“I hope we can get this over with quickly,” gasped Mrs. Smith.

“Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I’d love to be in and out in 5 minutes, but you’d be disappointed with that, I’m sure.”

“Don’t I know it!!”, Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus in downtown Manhattan.”

“Oh my god!!”, Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

“And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.”

The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

“She was difficult ?” asked Mrs. Smith.

“Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to Central Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.”
“Four and five deep?” asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

“Yes”, the photographer said. “And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots.

Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.”

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “You mean they actually chewed on your, eh, equipment?”.

“That’s right. Well madam, if you’re ready, I’ll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.”

“Tripod??”, Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

“Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big for me to hold while I’m getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?… “oh...my God..! she’s fainted!!”

Open offer letter...

How does a dedicated HR chap start off his love life? We know a letter is one of the first things that anyone can think of and so do I too. Now here I feel how he must have written his first letter exposing his luurveeee for his Love...

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*


To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 15th of March (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of March, at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However, I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Manager

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(funny article)

Ladies and Gentlemen....

Flying the Friendly Skies :
I am sure many of us (spending so much time in the air, traveling from one place to another) might have experienced these comedic comments that were heard over the public address system on some of the favorite airlines. Enjoy...!

On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have".

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane".

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted".

From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised".

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite".

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments".

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways".


A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine".

Recipe's Blog Reader...

Notes from a young wife (Recipe's Blog Reader):

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Sunny. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Sunny happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.


Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Sunny asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said, "prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Sunny came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Sunny went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Sunny saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?"

Hmmm....It must be his job.

A great lesson...

Putting here a true story which happened in the United States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, " Daddy,I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or you wish to take revenge. Think first before you lose your patience with someone you love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Your Master Power....

A bird sitting on a branch of a tree is not afraid of the branch shaking..!!!
Bcoz..the bird trusts not the branches but its OWN WINGS...!!!

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be. That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better.

There are times when people disappoint you and let you down.
But those are the times when you remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.

There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggles, you will find a stronger sense of who you are.


Self belief, self confidence, and self esteem... whatever you call it, when you believe in yourself life becomes much, much easier.

You achieve more, you have less anxiety and you grasp opportunities as they arise. It is a wonderful feeling when you know you can stand by your decisions, rely on yourself in difficult situations and overcome obstacles.

So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be.

The Believe in Yourself will boost and reinforce your self belief to give you the strength to tackle greater challenges, push yourself harder and face difficult situations with confidence.

Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.

Keep believing in yourself.

- Rajaneesh

I love sundays....

Today morning my friend called me up to check what I was doing and to his surprise he found me sleeping at 12noon. He was jealous coz he’d to go to office due to March end. On probing another friend he confessed that they too have lots of pressures and a work load. Even another friend, Milind, who works for financial investment services called me up for references as he'd to complete his targets.

OMG...work on Sundays..!??!

The whole week we’ll work and toil and there is one day that we all look for long.
For...wait for the amazing Sunday....
Don’t hide it....don’t you all look forward to it...
Be honest. No matter how much you may like your work...there is something about this Sunday...that wraps you ....and lures you towards it...
I never knew that I would become one of the "Sunday loving" freaks...
Yes, of course I cherished my Sundays (in my school days) spent with my friends playing cricket from morning 9 to evening 7, then go for a walk, then come back home, eat food, again go out till midnight..


That’s how I cherished my Sundays....
Then ...life changed. I got into engineering but thank god we never had college on Sundays like those management students have.
But then, I almost forgot what a perfect Sunday was like...
And now...working since last 9yrs I truly know the importance of these great Sundays...even I am married and life has almost become a routine.
Getup - Eat- Work - Home – Eat – Sleep....

And on Sundays..
Getup - Eat - Sleep - Getup - Eat – Write/Surf – Eat- sleep.
It just like recharges you for the coming whole week.
Gives you time to relax....sleep...yawn....dream & plan...
Aah..!!! What a lovely Sunday....I simply surrender to them.

Whooopppy…!

Customer services...

We often give a TIP in a restaurant if we like their service, not even if we liked or so it has become the trend nowadays. Tip is originally invented in Old UK. TIP stands for “To Improve Promptness”. But these days Promptness or service..?! Who cares..! I am mentioning about all the service like banking, utilities, electricity or telephone etc. I had a worst experience recently with my depositary service provider. I purchased some shares for which I did not receive the contract notes. I called up their HelpDesk. The conversation happened this way after she verified that me is me and not anybody else... :D


Me: I have not received the contract note for xx and yy shares purchased on 29th December. Can you resend the one just incase that’s returned?
She: Of course, I can. But that will be charged at Rs50. May I take the request?
Me: Why should I be charged? I’ve not received it. Do you have any p-o-d that indicates that it was delivered once and I am demanding again?
She: We don’t have tracking systems, Sir. So I don’t know weather its delivered or not but I need to charge you if you demand for duplicate.
Me: But Maa’m, I am demanding for original not the duplicate…?// Did you understand?
She: That I don’t know but if I take a request I need to charge you.
(What the hell??/ )
Me: (shouting) Why do I pay for your mistake. If you have any proof that it has been delivered to me and I am asking again you have all rights to charge me. If not, you need to assist me with a copy.
She: Why did you ask for this after almost after 2 months time.
(Oh God…! What a funny question??? I was playing sudoku or anything, what you gonna do with it..) (I controlled my temper, anyways..!)
Me: Can I speak to you senior in this matter..?/
She: Even she is going to say the same…
Me: (in a loud voice) Maa’m, I received the bank statement a day before in which I found that this note is missing. Now I don’t want to argue with you anymore. Can I speak to your senior? Can you please transfer the line?...
She finally did..! And believe me guys, the senior understood my problem in a minute and sent me the note. Of course, without any additional charge…! This was nice experience. But one thing I would like to mention good part about the junior. She was very calm and she never spoke to me in high volume or in hash tone even though I was rude at her couple of times that I agree. But where they goana take the customers this way..??/// What’s the future..?/ I am sure you all guys must have faced the similar experience with the service providers.. Do comment...

This is fun.....

I was surfing on Google and found this gadget. This is really funky..! Try it out..! Since I did not have much of the things to write (or rather copy) I thought this will be nice if can be put it on the blog..

Try out your skills...!! I am sure of one artist who gonna try on this..! Go on...

Long live Rajanikanth....

Recently the father of physics (Newton) made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.


2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. Newtondada is smiling since it is virtually impossible ;). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide........!!!!
:D