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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Open offer letter...


How does a dedicated HR chap start off his love life? We know a letter is one of the first things that anyone can think of and so do I too. Now here I feel how he must have written his first letter exposing his luurveeee for his Love...

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To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 15th of March (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of March, at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However, I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Manager

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(funny article)

12 comments:

Lena said...

lolzz just received it today in an email :)
really a funny one :) :)

A said...

I dint know u read my blog....am glad!

ceedy said...

haha

found your blog thru another link - thats cool - did you write it???

dear mumbaikar :)

Amit said...

@ lena

Oh..so u dont know that I have your email passowrd..hehehe.. I am hacker...!!

lolzzzzzzzzzz.. well thanx for dropping..!

@ anjuli

diamond never know its value...its the merchant who dealt with..!
to be honest...i feel your blogs are straight from your heart..! whatver u feel u write.. no matter whatever it is..n i like that ..!

Amit said...

@ ceedy..

no man..! my colleague wrote it..and i just post it..!! he is the most humorous person on the earth.. well..all credits to him.

ceedy said...

cool then congratulate him - it was funny :)

and you are invited to my "reflections" blog - thats all fun all the way :)

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer

lol...sexy post dude!!
n nice blog!!:)

Amit said...

@ ceedy

thnx on his behalf.. i will surely drop on your blog.


@ gunj..thankx girl..

and thanx a lot u choose sexy instead of the other word u use ..! :D

Lena said...

lolzz not sure you can hack my email password, sometimes i forget this myself :D

A said...

baap re baap....kuchh zaada nai ho gaya?

Romila said...

:)hee, hee...the chap sure knows how to handle HR(human relations).LOL.

Mez said...

Common forward . Read it before.