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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Nice Quote....

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

Now the New Versions.... .Find out which ones for you...

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist: <-----

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat *

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone
don't set her free.

HR specialist

If you love someone

Set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

THE 'REALITY' VERSION

If you love her
Set her free
If she loves you
She will set you free

AND FINALLY....
(Ultimate one)

If you love her
Set her free
If she comes back .... you are lucky
If she doesn't .... SHE IS WITH ME... :-)

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